Bring it on, old man.

Roll call of wrestlers’ birthdays! Here they are:

May 13: Jimmy Wang Yang (James Yun, 29)

May 14: Zack Ryder (Matthew Cardona, 25)

May 17: Earl Hebner (Worst Referee in History, 61)

I suppose that makes May 17 Dave Hebner’s birthday as well, but he’s too busy out in the parking lot selling knock-off T-shirts to count. -Eric

P.S. What the fuck, did I forget to post this? Oops. It’s not like more pro wrestlers aren’t gonna have birthdays soon.