"I'm *this* many!"

Break out the flannel birthday suits, it’s time to celebrate!

June 6: Drew McIntyre (Drew Galloway, 25)
June 6: ODB (Jessica Kresa, 32)

June 7: Mick Foley (Michael Francis Something Something Foley, Sr., 45)

June 10: Orlando Jordan (Orlando Jordan, real original, 39)

Wow, I’m really going to endear myself to Foley, who’ll be at the International Wrestling Institute and Museum in Waterloo, Iowa, the weekend of July 9-10. Maybe I’ll introduce myself as “Brian Hoops.” -Eric