Does he look like this much shit in HD?

According to Prowrestling.net, Alex Riley (real name Kevin Kiley… damn, his ring name is way better) was arrested the morning of Nov. 17 in Hillsborough County, Florida, for suspicion of driving under the influence. Dude, jobbing to John Cena on Monday Night Raw is no reason to party *that* heartily. He was released after posting a $500 bond. I have about $47 in my checking account and all of my friends are broke, so I better hope I never get pulled over for DUI or I won’t see the light of day again. -Eric