Whoever the hell came up with the idea of tweeting the pretend thoughts that would come out of Hulk Hogan’s brain is a sick individual and needs to have his Internet taken away. (It was me. Go to www.twitter.com/hulkhogansbrain to read more!). Nonetheless, thanks to a search for “hulk hogan” on Twitter, the above video came to light. Not that there isn’t already a HulkHogan.com, run in conjunction with the Hulkster himself, but it looks like now it’s going to be much more reality TV-like and quite exploitative. You wanna know how many bullets that Dino Bravo brother took to the head, dude? Try stealing a semi full of cigarettes from the Montreal mafia and you’ll find out, Hulkamaniacs! -Eric