Help Mick Foley get some GD exercise: donate to RAINN

Damn, Christina Ricci? I'll pledge! I'll pledge!

For the first time in his life, Mick Foley is putting attention on himself by doing something for other people: According to Prowrestling.net, Mick Foley will mow the lawn of anyone who donates $5,000 to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN). (Learn more about #10forRAINN here.) Foley has been a RAINN advocate for years now, acting as a telephone counselor and celebrity spokesperson (apparently RAINN doesn’t mind if their celebrities don’t get haircuts, but that’s neither here nor there). Now he’s soliciting major donations by offering his lawn-mowing services. If his hobbled gait and his aforementioned lack of personal hygiene are any indication, RAINN will benefit greatly from this campaign, while your lawn will be patchy and uneven after about 16 hours of “work.” Oooh, those comments were stiff! I’M HARDCORE! I’M HARDCORE! -Eric

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