Paducah, Kentucky... Quilt City, USA!

According to the Baltimore Sun, Ring of Honor has announced the full list of stations carrying its new TV show beginning in September. The 35 markets to carry ROH’s new TV show are Baltimore, Birmingham, Buffalo, Cedar Rapids, Champaign-Springfield, Charleston, Charleston…

Wait, there are two Charlestons? Who the hell did King Charles think he was?

Charleston (S.C.), Charleston-Huntington (W.Va.), Cincinnati, Columbus (go, Kevin!), Dayton, Des Moines (fuck yeah!), Flint, Greensboro (WOOOO!), Greenville-Spartanburg-Asheville (go, Jeremy!), Las Vegas, Lexington, Madison, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Mobile-Pensacola (@ScottArmstrong_ will love it), Nashville, Norfolk, Oklahoma City…

(Seattle, San Francisco, too… everywhere there’s music, real live music, bands with a million styles… the heart of rock and roll is still beating)

Paducah-Cape Girardeau…

OK, I just read it, and I still don’t believe there’s really a city called “Pa-DOO-kah.”

Peoria, Pittsburgh, Portland, Raleigh-Durham…

Damn, I have this weird urge to watch some old WCW Clash of the Champions shows.

Richmond, Rochester (N.Y.), San Antonio, St. Louis, Syracuse (go, Irwin R. Schyster!), Tallahassee, and Tampa-St. Petersburg. So there you go: If you want to see today’s vanilla midgets wrestle in beautiful high definition, you better move to one of these cities! And get ready, Paducah, for an ROH house show near you! -Eric