Brock Lesnar vs. prairie dogs

Yeah this is UFC news but just go with it alright. Anyway, Brock Lesnar has resurfaced after his surgery in a commercial plugging Fusion Ammunition. Yep, what’s the best thing to do after a recovering from major surgery? You go kill prairie dogs with heavy weaponry.

Now look, hunting is pretty unfair as it is and idiotic when there are perfectly good means of farming livestock and torturing them for a short while before skinning them alive. So yes him shooting a prairie dog with a rifle, a gun that looks like an M-16 but probably isn’t and then randomly firing a 50-cal is tremendous. What makes this video newsworthy is the fact you can flip a prairie dog with a bullet to the head. Also, how dumb are prairie dogs? They clearly hear a gun shot so what is the first thing they do? Stick their miniscule head out of the hole that’s what. It’s like they are in a horror movie and just have to investigate. Fucking idiots.

As I told Kevin earlier; hunting is childish if you do it for sport but in this case an exception can be made if Brock was hunting with firecrackers and a goldfish net. -Jeremy

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