(For the 12 days leading up to Christmas, Stunt Granny will relive with you the 12 most head-slapping, dipshitty stories of 2011, the things that made us wonder why we still watch professional wrestling and support some of these dingbats. Funny how these dingbats continue to resurface: Triple H’s first real pet project, Sin Cara, was sin hope from dia una, first being a sloppy wrestler, then failing a piss test, then injuring himself… and then watching some graphic designer create a T-shirt of him with a penis bump. I have a feeling the hands-on Stone Cold Steve Austin would have never a designer to, say, draw a rattlesnake coming out of his jean shorts. Jake Roberts might have, though…)
(Originally posted Nov. 27, 2011) Now, I’m not nearly eloquent enough to put into words how I feel about this, so I am going to just let the picture do the talking. No, I’m not:
1. Sin Cara is a horrible professional wrestler.
2. That is a terrifically horrible shirt.
3. Sin Cara sucks.
4. How did that get off the production line? Somebody thought this was a good idea.
5. Isn’t Sin Cara Triple H’s baby? Strike one. – Dusty
Day 1: Ric Flair still can’t keep his finances straight
Day 2: Bret Hart on Twitter, put the letter “S” in front of the wrong word
Day 3: IWA-Mid South: Going Out Of Business Since 2002
Day 4: Triple H leading WWE new talent development
Day 5: Chyna to make more porn, eidvo43we.. oops, can’t see, gouged my eyes out
Day 6: Jeff Hardy tases a woman
Day 7: IWA-MS is bakk, Ric Flair is in debt, Sin Cara is suspended
Day 8: So Jimmy Yang still hasn’t gotten paid
Day 9: Matt Hardy’s DWI, Kurt Angle’s DWI, one of them goes to rehab
Day 10: Ronnie from MTV “Jersey Shore” coming to TNA