The 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas: Day 7 – IWA-MS is bakk, Ric Flair is in debt, Sin Cara is suspended

(Let’s just cut to the chase today: When looking for only 12 stories to summarize the stupidity of an entire calendar year in pro wrestling, a) it simply becomes damn near impossible to do, and b) you start to see trends in the idiocy. So, I’m sorry, but Day 7 of the 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas brings you three tales of retardation, each involving someone we’ve already doted upon during this series: IWA-Mid South, the little engine that shouldn’t; Ric Flair, the million-time world champion without two dimes to hold between his often-naked ass cheeks; and Sin Cara, brought in by new talent developer Triple H and then suspended faster than a botched huracanrana.)

(IWA Mid-South is Bakk: Originally posted July 22, 2011) Extry extry, read all about it: http://iwamidsouth.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=iwamsonlytopics&action=display&thread=6225&page=1

Hilariously, they’ve ethered all of the old board, apparently looking for a “fresh start.” Even more hilariously, the new ownership team is not revealing themselves. I’m placing my money on Ian Grotten and Fim Jannin, personally. – Dusty

(Hey everyone! Let’s help Ric Flair pay off his debt: Originally posted July 21, 2011) Check it out: http://ricflair.com/shop/catalog/

Most notable to you might be that the Big Gold Belt is on sale for $4,550. Most notable to me is that for $750 you can have a live video chat with the man. The Man. I would be willing to put in upwards of five dollars, if someone else wanted to pitch in as well. We could have him talk about how great Stunt Granny is for five minutes. – Dusty

(Sin Cara Suspended: Originally posted July 18, 2011) Well this explains the loss on Smackdown, then the twitching awkward exit during the Money in The Bank match. See, Sin Cara has been suspended for his first WWE Wellness Policy violation.  They don’t release what exactly he failed but the fact he failed the policy is embarrassing. Maybe this turns out to be a Rey Mysterio type of deflection and he’ll produce a prescription but it still tarnishes Sin Cara and he doesn’t have enough polish right now to recover. All the hype, mood lighting and push he has gotten haven’t amounted to anything substantial. Smackdown ratings are in the grave and is soundly panned for being boring. Hopefully this will allow Sin Cara the time to get used to WWE’s rings and a few lessons in handling pressure. -Jeremy

Day 1: Ric Flair still can’t keep his finances straight
Day 2: Bret Hart on Twitter, put the letter “S” in front of the wrong word 
Day 3: IWA-Mid South: Going Out Of Business Since 2002
Day 4: Triple H leading WWE new talent development
Day 5: Chyna to make more porn, eidvo43we.. oops, can’t see, gouged my eyes out
Day 6: Jeff Hardy tases a woman

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. The 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas: Day 10 – Ronnie from MTV “Jersey Shore” coming to TNA « Stunt Granny – Pro wrestling opinion and analysis from a bunch of jerks - December 22, 2011

    […] porn, eidvo43we.. oops, can’t see, gouged my eyes out Day 6: Jeff Hardy tases a woman Day 7: IWA-MS is bakk, Ric Flair is in debt, Sin Cara is suspended Day 8: So Jimmy Yang still hasn’t gotten paid Day 9: Matt Hardy’s DWI, Kurt Angle’s […]

  2. The 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas: Day 11 – Sin Cara has a penis shirt « Stunt Granny – Pro wrestling opinion and analysis from a bunch of jerks - December 23, 2011

    […] porn, eidvo43we.. oops, can’t see, gouged my eyes out Day 6: Jeff Hardy tases a woman Day 7: IWA-MS is bakk, Ric Flair is in debt, Sin Cara is suspended Day 8: So Jimmy Yang still hasn’t gotten paid Day 9: Matt Hardy’s DWI, Kurt Angle’s DWI, one […]

Leave a Reply