Breaking WWE NEWZ: John Laurinaitis still has a job

So if you are a complete idiot this is a surprise. WWE.com confirmed the WWE Board of Directors has decided John Laurinaitis should remain as the interim General Manager. If the storyline holes needed to grow larger well, this is helping. So what power does the COO have in a company like WWE? How could they remove Vince McMahon and then Triple H but let, you know who fucking cares.

WWE loves running with ideas and concepts that are old. By old I mean played out and uninspired. So the fact that they will continue with the evil GM gimmick for the foreseeable future is not surprising. What would have been surprising is if this did end and Triple H would remove himself from television again, let Undertaker grow his natural stringy hair out and have their rematch at WrestleMania 29. See, we plan on attending WrestleMania 29 so another twenty minute snoozefest between those two would be appreciated for a bathroom break.

So brace yourself for at least twenty minutes of screen time per episode of RAW featuring Smiling Johnny Wooden (TM Kevin Difrango)   -Jeremy

On a side note spell check offered Urinalysis as a correction for Laurinaitis. Go figure.

3 Responses to “Breaking WWE NEWZ: John Laurinaitis still has a job”

  1. stuntgranny 2012-02-07 at 11:46 pm #

    Apparently there is a spell checker but not a punctuation checker. #GrammarNazi

    What do I want to see? Undertaker vs Johnny Ace

  2. frythedeliveryguy 2012-02-09 at 12:43 pm #

    Johnny Ace is gonna break the streak. *tries to look serious*

  3. johhnyace 2012-03-27 at 10:42 am #

    Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny on WrestleMania XXVIII

    wwe raw and smack down

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