Brodus Clay off of WWE television

Like seeing this on WWE television every week? If you don’t well I don’t understand how you can’t really but don’t get used to it.

This is straight up WWE idiocy at its finest. Vince McMahon has decided to pull Brodus Clay from television because he doesn’t like his in ring work according to This is the guy they have had on television for the better part of 2011. He had matches on television as well. Again, he was already on WWE television. He was then removed from television and repackaged, well not at first but whatever, and then debuts in spectacularly jaw-dropping fashion.

Opinions vary on Brodus Clay and the Funkasaurus gimmick but the one indisputable thing is that the gimmick had gotten over. He took what was reported to be a punishment gimmick and turned it around. So, how does he get repaid? Yup, he gets his ass pulled off of television.

The reasoning makes no sense. They have had plenty of time to judge Clay’s in ring prowess. They have had ample amounts and footage to pore over to make the decision he wasn’t ready for primetime. Pulling him now seems like a political move or at the very least just a dick move. By dick move I mean a punishment. Clay turned their punishment around and made it work. Well, I guess ambition shouldn’t be repaid?

I officially don’t understand wrestling any longer. WWE, as much as I back most decisions and defend the poor decisions has left me scratching my head on this. They are pulling money off the table. There is money in Clay right now and this isn’t a gimmick that will ruin his future as a big man monster type if they choose to go that direction. Kids are idiotic and eat up merchandise. There is no way you can say they wouldn’t want a Brodus Clay hat and dinosaur foam hands? I mean, that sounds awesome get me a pair right now.

On a serious note; they better keep the Funkettes on TV. That is way too much ass to be kept backstage.-Jeremy

At the very least we have this.

5 Responses to “Brodus Clay off of WWE television”

  1. stuntgranny
    stuntgranny February 15, 2012 at 3:05 pm #

    This is like early Christmas for me. First Russo is gone, now Clay is gone. It must be my birthday soon or something…

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    Jeff Brown February 15, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    Clay’s gimmick sucked. It was a one note joke that was overplayed. Yeah Regal was funny but he doesn’t need Clay to be funny.

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    frythedeliveryguy February 15, 2012 at 11:08 pm #


    Well, theres always Wrestlemania 42 and the Gimmick Battle Royal.

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    frythedeliveryguy February 15, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

    *Wrestlemania 42’S Gimmick Battle Royal.

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    frythedeliveryguy February 17, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

    You all keep your fingers crossed. Brodus stated on Twitter that Planet Funk is still in orbit.

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