Did anyone else not know her last name is Bonin? Sounds appropriate…

According to Prowrestling.net, a staff member for Linda McMahon’s U.S. Senate campaign has gone public with a complaint that not only did his paycheck for 16 hours of work bounce, but he was also given a condom and told he was “screwed.” Lots of things going on here. 1) Good job on finding 16 hours of work, Occupier. 2) The McMahons can spend $50 million on a losing campaign but can’t cough up 16 hours x Connecticut minimum wage? 3) Assuming the staffer is also a pro wrestling fan, that condom is the closest he will ever get to sex with a woman.

Also according to Prowrestling.net, WWE Diva Kaitlyn was arrested at (at, not before or after) the WWE Smackdown tapings in Grand Rapids, Michigan, for failure to pay an old speeding ticket. Let this be a lesson to all celebrities who are not important enough for the law to ignore (Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber): If you’re regularly on TV, and your company makes its taping schedule public, you will be caught. Also, this post about Kaitlyn is the closest I will ever get to sex with a woman. -Eric