One Diverse Talent

Huh?

Wha?

Sure this is a couple of days old but it is still worth mentioning. F4Wonline is reporting that Mike Adamle of all people is preparing himself for a debut in the ring. He is preparing for his debut by working out with a personal trainer. Apparently he has to get himself in to greater than decent shape to wrestle a match.

He craves to be in top physical form to prevent embarrassing himself. OK, I made that last part up. He is just now showing signs of mediocrity as the GM of Raw and most of that is due to the fact hey keep him off TV.  How could he embarrass himself any more than he has since his debut? Maybe they could dress him in a size 4/5 cowboy outfit and have him fling mash potatoes at Make-A-Wish kids?

In an exclusive we have obtained a small blurb from Mr. Adamle.

“I would like top thanks all of my fans out there and in keeping with such a monumentous plan of events, I will earn your respect. I will overcome your poor view of my inane abilities and poor preparations. When I climb in the octagon you will know I mean business is good and that no one will keep Mike…..um…Adamle down.”

Yep, it sounds just like him. -Jeremy

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