"Hey, don't fuckin' touch my donut or I'll beat your head in!"

PWInsider.com triple-checked their sources and reported that “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce and Ring of Honor have parted ways as a cost-cutting measure for ROH. I have this weird thing about Pearce in that I can’t stand him, and it’s completely irrational, but I would pay to see him get beat. Am I a mark? Duh, of course. The stories CM Punk and Colt Cabana told about Pearce on their ROH shoot DVD almost make me want to hang out with him, but he’s like that friend in your circle that makes the dumb comments and jokes, and you just kinda laugh out loud because another of your friends likes him more, and you just don’t wanna be the brunt of him calling someone “Butthead” all night. That’s it, he reminds me of fucking Jason Hervey’s character on “The Wonder Years”! All of that being said, he’s probably the greatest guy on earth and I’ve completely read him wrong, but that just means he’s doing his job well. I mean, he wouldn’t hold the prestigious NWA World Heavyweight Championship if he wasn’t. -Eric