Awww, did someone eat the last piece of pie, Fatty?
Oh fuck, this is classic. “Wildcat” “Don’t Call Me Braden Walker” “Unless I’m Collecting a Paycheck When You Call Me That” Chris Harris showed up at an NWF show in Podunk, Virginia or something, lugging a microphone and a frown. The sad sack blubbered out a five-minute soliloquy about how his time in WWE “took my passion away for the business.” He also said “the last place for me to be right now is the ring” and that “the last match, I was the most uncomfortable that I’ve ever been.” Yeah, because your singlet needed to be a size bigger, Donkey Lips. And he was seriously on the verge of tears as he was saying this, which makes it way the fuck funnier. If you find humor in watching things more pathetic than me trying to hit on a hot chick from Bangladesh, if you want to laugh out loud at another “man’s” problems, if you want to watch a pile of mashed potatoes in a black dress shirt end his career in front of 49 rabid fans, I implore you, watch this video. Stunt Granny wishes Chris Harris the best of luck in his future Beef N’ Cheddars. -Eric
Love the goons in the crowd chanting “Wild Cat” and pumping their fist three times. Three times for two syllables.
The Evil Empire, I didn’t know Wildfat played for the Yankees? Whatever happened to kayfabe? I’m just glad he didn’t lose his passion for Waffle Houses and all-you-can-eat buffets.