Team 3D sticks with TNA, Team 3D rejoices

Look at all the people in this picture. The only ones who appear to care that the Dudleys are in the ring are no one.

Look at all the people in this picture. The only ones who appear to care that the Dudleys are in the ring are no one. Even the ref wants to get the fuck out.

According to a report on Wrestling Observer/Figure Four Online, Team 3D announced at TNA’s house show at the Manhattan Center (Monday Night Raw’s first home) in New York City that they would be staying with TNA. This was followed by Vince McMahon eating pan-seared salmon, medium rare, steamed green beans and half a cup of garlic mashed potatoes, all the while not giving a flying fuck about the Dudley Boys. But here’s the report anyway:

At this point, Team 3D made their way out to a huge, hometown pop from the NYC faithful, but unfortunately they proceeded only to bore us. They stated that their TNA contract was about to expire and that they would sign either with TNA or “that other company.” They were nice enough to let us decide where they should “end their career.” Surprisingly enough, the crowd wound up choosing for them to stay with TNA! No buys.

Fatso and McGee had mentioned the night before in Westbury (Connecticut? It sounds like a Connecticut town) that their contract was expiring and they’d make an announcement in NYC as to whether they’d be Team 3D or the Dudley Boys by that time tomorrow night. And then there were a ton of empty seats at the Manhattan Center, which never looked to me like it held more than 2,000 people, and that’s being fucking Salvation-Army generous. So obviously these pieces of shit are pretty important, since absolutely no one from Westbury got in their cars and made the drive, chewing their nails to the finger the whole ride there. But oh boy, it sure got the Internet talking! Talking about how little these two mean in the world of wrestling anymore. Blech. -Eric

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