WWE.com just announced the release of Gene Snitsky. Here, read this:
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Superstar as of today, December 11. WWE wishes Gene the best in all future endeavors.
Eh, whatever. He was a limited big man, and he was just fucking gross. I’m surprised he wasn’t released the week WWE announced it was going hi-def. Seriously, you could see through what unclogged pores he had all the way into his black soul. But now there’s room on the roster for his OVW brother Mike Mondo. There, just had to name-drop that guy for Dusty’s sake. Oh, favorite Snitsky memory: When Heidenreich was about to wrestle Undertaker in a casket match at probably Royal Rumble 2005 or something, he was acting all scared and stuff, right? So Snitsky comes in, they stand nose-to-nose breathing heavily (like they did at Survivor Series two months earlier in another funny moment — “I like your poetry”/”I like what you do to babies”) and Snitsky says, “Don’t worry, I have a plan.” Heidenreich’s immediate response without hearing the plan says, “Yeah, that sounds good.” So does Snitsky’s release. Goodbye. -Eric