Lacey Von Erich hints at Playboy, I hint at my erection (*wink*)
According to Prowrestling.net, Lacey Von Erich, the daughter of the late Kerry Von Erich, hinted on her MySpace blog that she would be posing for Playboy:
Lacey Von Erich teased that she is posing for Playboy. “Playboy next Thursday at 12:15,” she wrote. “Wish me luck. I’m scared.”
Don’t be scared, baby, you’ve been naked in my brain for a long time. (That reminds me of my favorite serial killer pickup lines: “Can I tickle your belly button… from the inside? With a machete?” and “Do you have cancer? Because I wanna shave your head and cut your tits off.”) The day I heard Kerry had daughters, I searched for them on MySpace — because I’m a huge stalker, you see — and was blown away by her pictures. Let us all kneel down and pray that she’ll be blowing us away with even more pictures and that this isn’t some evil tease like when that minor told me she’d make it worth my while if I bought her and her friends alcohol. Hey, slut, change for a $20 on an $18 bottle of booze isn’t worth my fucking while. -Eric
Sounds like she got her Foot in the door with Hef.