I'll be a better champion than David Arquette.

According to TNA’s website (helpfully pointed out by prowrestling.net) Danny Bonaduce will be wrestling at Lockdown against an opponent yet to be named according to “TNA Wrestling Executives”, better know as the twits who have to post this stuff on their website.  Stunt Granny has gotten an “exclusive script” for TNA’s Lockdown PPV and since we all know that Vince Russo loves reliving his past mistakes, we know that Bonaduce’s opponent will be TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle.  The Main Event Mafia is going to turn on Kurt so that Kevin Nash can co-star with Danny Bonaduce in Ready To Rumble II, since we also know that Hollywood is out of ideas.

I figured after that Bonaduce picture, the least I could do is give you a picture with Rose McGowan's nips poking nearly thru her shirt.

Since Stunt Granny didn’t get an “exclusive script” for iMPACT! after Lockdown we can only spectulate that Bonaduce will lead the Main Event Mafia because he has not been respected by Hollywood enough for his fine work on such shows as “The Other Half“, “Breaking Bonaduce” and of course “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Champioship Wrestling.” – Kevin