Survivor Tactics

Jenna made a tent out of hay and will now feed it to So Cal Val before her Playboy shoot.

Jenna made a tent out of hay and will now feed it to So Cal Val before her Playboy shoot.

Since this story left Eric and Jeremy more befuddled than normal, I’ll go ahead and mention that last Friday, Entertainment Weekly, Prowrestling.net, and most importantly What Would Tyler Durden Do? (if you want better pictures than we’d ever put up, go there for some yummy NSFW Playboy pictures) all reported that Jenna Morasca, who won Survivor, has now signed on with TNA.  Evidently TNA hasn’t learned that the first two Survivor cast offs got them zero additional media or fans.  Just to compound the problem, they have no idea how to book their Women’s Division with the prime example being that horrific four team women’s tag match this past week.  TNA is adding someone who will bring nothing to the ring and will likely have the promo skills and facial expressions of So Cal Val.  The only thing that my brain can think is that TNA really is going to try and get a regular spot in Playboy and this was the deal they had to cut.  – Kevin

2 Responses to “Survivor Tactics”

  1. Fanatic 2009-03-09 at 12:33 pm #

    I think I saw her honeymoon porn that got out. If it’s the girl I’m thinking of, I was very impressed (more than once).

  2. Awesome Dude 2009-03-10 at 5:17 pm #

    I thought TNA mocked WWE for hiring Playmates and models? Look like they prefer tits and ass over talent just like them. Not that I am complaining. Just fire So Cal Val and hire Trinia Michaels, pornstar/ wrestler, I will be a happy camper.

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