WWE releases Umaga, I hate everything

How are your future endeavors going, Uncle?

"How are your future endeavors going, Uncle Afa?"

According to both Figure Four Weekly and WWE.com, WWE has released Umaga. Once again, I know I’m the biggest Umaga fan at SG by about 10 horse-lengths, but this is just stupid. Umaga, before he started talking, was different, which these days is a good thing. He was chubby but athletic, he was monstrous and animalistic, and he had cool shit all over his body. No, I’m not trying to say he was a Bertha Faye rip-off. He could have made a great stablemate for someone like Edge or a heel John Morrison, someone too savage to realize his vicious ways were being taken advantage of for another wrestler’s sake. Two years ago I would have said “This would make sense if WWE was making room for Samoa Joe,” but nowadays, fuck Samoa Joe. (No offense.) -Eric

4 Responses to “WWE releases Umaga, I hate everything”

  1. Fanatic 2009-06-08 at 7:34 pm #

    Looks like the Nation of Violence will have more girth by the end of the summer.

    Sad day…

    • Awesome Dude 2009-06-08 at 8:28 pm #

      Umaga and Manu can join Joe and dominate catering. Amazing that WWE is now Samoan free.

  2. Alberto 2009-06-08 at 11:51 pm #

    Kafu Umaga and Manu could kick Legacy a%%% any day what is wrong with WWE? think people think

  3. stuntgranny 2010-08-15 at 9:43 pm #

    It turned out that Umaga died.

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