5 Pound Bag, 10 Pounds of Monkey Poo


If Hogan keeps throwing poo, some of it is bound to be true.

According to this story from Prowrestling.net (by way of Betweentheropes.com), Hulk Hogan is throwing out any name he can legally to make his soon to come appearance in TNA more intriguing. Hogan used his buddy Bubba The Love Sponge to help get the word out which is nice of him to finally mention TNA since his introduction by Dixie Carter. Hogan said that Steve Austin (Not a chance in hell), Randy Savage (Do we have to find his Halloween picture when he dressed up as an evil pixie?) and the Nasty Boys (an unfortunate real possibility) may join him in TNA. Has Dixie Carter ever watched wrestling before? How can she think this was a good idea if Hogan is going to bring in his cronies? We finally got through the Main Event Mafia garbage and Hogan is going to bring the same exact story line in for another year’s plus of garbage. nWo for life, brotha! – Kevin

One Response to “5 Pound Bag, 10 Pounds of Monkey Poo”

  1. stuntgranny 2009-11-11 at 3:28 pm #

    I’m just now realizing that the monkey is taking the poo directly from his ass and throwing it. Love it. – DG

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