Indy starlets Young Bucks sign with TNA… blecch

Young Bucks

Fucking dorks.

According to Prowrestling.net, the Young Bucks have signed with TNA. This follows what was called a “great” dark match against the Motor City Machine Guns. Rather than paste what Powell wrote, let me paste what Jordan and I had to say about the Young Bucks after we saw them at the Dragon Gate show in Chicago over Labor Day weekend:

The Young Bucks suck. They have a couple of OK moves, but they are boring babyfaces and look cheesy as shit with their tassles and “YB” on the asses of their blue tye-dieish tights and their “COME ON, BABY!” offense. The crowd spent their entire reactions chanting “H-A-G-E!” at the bald Horiguchi (that’s how you spell “bald” in Japanese), and Horiguchi was superbly entertaining in his reactions. One of the Bucks kicked the ref to bump him (whoa, Gabe, take it easy), so the Bucks got a visual three-count. Thankfully, Horiguchi sprayed blue mist into one of the Bucks eyes (good god, man, Russo called and wants his playbook back) then hit some sort of cross-armed facebuster for the pin. Blond Buck then started crying for his brother, begging the gods to deliver him a bottle of water to rinse out his precious partner’s eyes. He bitched, pissed and moaned at the ref like a good babyface should, then the two raised their hands at the top of the ramp even though they didn’t win. Oh, go away.

If they’re half as cheesy in TNA as they were that night, they’ll still be twice as cheesy as Mick Foley. Hell, Foley might overhear that they’re “cheesy” and eat them! -Eric

6 Responses to “Indy starlets Young Bucks sign with TNA… blecch”

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    Awesome Dude 2009-12-27 at 12:47 pm #

    Great , someone new that Lethal Consequences can job to. The Machineguns must have been to cool and hip for TNA so they hire the polar opposites to fit the new HULKMANIA fueled TNA . Only Hulk gets to wearing trendy doucebag clothes. The Bucks can now be Hardy Boyz ripoffs to fit in with TNA’s gameplan of copying successful acts from other companies and eras.

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    Newbobdole 2009-12-27 at 8:20 pm #

    Fuck these two tools. Except for Angle/Joe, it’s been about 47 years of bullshit from tna.

    I’m glad they’re not going to give Danielson any face time, they’d probably rename him “Whitey McFee”

    Thanks for watching this dreck so I don’t have to.

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    Don 2009-12-28 at 9:52 am #

    The guy on the right looks like Wesley Crusher dressing up as Rockers-era Shawn Michaels for Halloween. The guy on the left looks like Kimmie Meissner on steroids.

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    Fanatic 2009-12-28 at 12:01 pm #

    They can’t be as good as Croft and the other guy on ECW. Those guys got something going for them with their cocky cheeseball act.

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    stuntgranny 2009-12-28 at 12:13 pm #

    They’re like Z-grade versions of Croft and Beretta. I’ve been following Croft’s career for a long time. He’s got good potential. These guys are like Tekno Team 2000’s mentally handicapped younger brothers.

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      Fanatic 2009-12-28 at 11:02 pm #

      If they’re half the draw Eric Watts thinks he is/was, they’ll have there own RF video shoot in no time.

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