The WWE Champion Is A Pussy

Don't mess with this man's protein.

I am copying this story from here: http://www.sescoops.com/wwe-news/story-about-sheamus-getting-beat-up-by-yoshi-tatsu, but word going around the Torch Forum campfire is that it’s actually taken verbatim from a Wrestling Observer news item, so credit belongs to Meltzer, I would suppose. In any event:

There is a story going around the WWE locker room about WWE champion Sheamus getting punked out by his former roomate, ECW star Yoshi Tatsu. The two lived together along with Ted DiBiase Jr. in Tampa, Florida before they were called up to the main roster.

Back when he was wrestling for WWE developmental, Sheamus played “big dog” in the apartment and pissed his off DiBiase and Tatsu because he allegedly would use their protein shakers and not clean them. Ted and Yoshi confronted him at the same time once. Sheamus got mad and threw Tatsu’s shaker at him but Yoshi caught it. Sheamus then called out Tatsu but Yoshi ended up beating Sheamus pretty bad. Yoshi is said to be very good with his hands and has boxed and gone through the New Japan dojo.

When recently asked if the story was true, Tatsu would only say, “I just wanted to teach Sheamus a lesson in respect. Don’t mess with other peoples stuff.”

There was hope within WWE that the story would make its way to Vince McMahon, who has always had the mindset that he doesn’t want people to think one of his World Champions lost a real fight.

Well, guess what Vince. Your World Champion got punked by someone you perceive to be a lower midcarder for life. And he’s an asshole to boot. I know that none of that necessarily equals bad for business, but I would definitely hold this against Sheamus much more than his friendship with Triple H. And where was Ashton Kutcher to inform him that he got Punk’d? – Dusty

2 Responses to “The WWE Champion Is A Pussy”

  1. Newbobdole January 10, 2010 at 10:10 am #

    More great news about the man named after Mario’s green dinosaur.

  2. Fanatic January 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm #

    He knows Kung Fu, it’s just not fair. Why do you think Funaki still has a job? Everyone is scared to fire him!

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