WWE Signs Joe Doering

This is the “All Japan headliner” Dave Meltzer was referring to in his recent teaser posts. Apparently he just got a Triple Crown shot against Satoshi Kojima in a rushed feud, and now we all know why it was rushed. He is reported to be around 6 foot 5 and 300 pounds.

First thing he needs to do is hit the fucking gym. That’s a terrible physique unless he wants to spend a few years in Florida before going back to Japan. He also needs to find himself a new name. What, is he related to Danny Doering? Get in shape, get yourself a name, and learn how to work. Wake me when you do. – Dusty

3 Responses to “WWE Signs Joe Doering”

  1. Awesome Dude 2010-01-17 at 8:12 pm #

    Yoshi Tatsu had the same build until WWE made him workout, drink protein shakes, & take his Flintstone chewables.

  2. Craig 2010-01-19 at 1:24 am #

    That picture with Suwama was from 2007. Try an updated photo and actually know what you are talking about before you even think of writing.

    http://www.puroresucentral.com/Images/doeringmain.jpg

    This picture is still only from the end of 2008. Add over a year of training and I think even you would understand why Joe Doering (no not any relation to Danny Doering) is ready for the WWE.

  3. Jenna 2010-03-01 at 11:14 am #

    Ive seen Joe wrestle in Windsor, Ont he seems pretty talented I wish him all the best GL

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