Awesome Kong Gone From TNA?

When I get to the WWE, I get to kick Michael Cole's ass.

Finally Beth Phoenix versus Awesome Kong can happen. Let me back up, the greatest women’s wrestler on the planet has asked for her release from TNA. Yes, Awesome Kong has asked for her release according to PWTorch.com.

In typical TNA fashion they acted retarded and it has ended up costing them, hopefully, one of their only real marketable and money drawing wrestlers. Regardless if she is a woman or not she is a hundred times better than 98 percent of the roster. But since she has a vagina, she gets no respect. Whatever. WWE is the only place she should be.

John Lauranitis better be on the phone starting Monday to sign her for immediate exposure on Smackdown. Get her in the middle of Beth and Mickie and then have a big blow out at WrestleMania damnit. He also needs to make sure and sign the package deal and bring in the extraordinary Cheerleader Melissa. Yeah, she’s available as well. Fantasy booking at its best! This has to happen. -Jeremy

4 Responses to “Awesome Kong Gone From TNA?”

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    Fanatic January 22, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    “Somebody better call Shelton’s new momma!”

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      Awesome Dude January 23, 2010 at 9:04 am #

      Nope, that’s Mark Henry’s long lost sister Marcy

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    Lynn Angela Pisco May 17, 2010 at 11:35 pm #

    Imagine to have Awesome Kong as an official ” special surprise guest enforcer ” for Beth Phoenix’s corner and get Michelle McCool’s member of Vicki Guerrero in her corner as well during at this year’s annual spectacular ” special surprise explosion ” live pay per view event which it will be held on Sunday August 15, 2010 for ” The World Wrestling Entertainment ‘s SUMMERSLAM ” . I think things are gonna be totally different once Awesome Kong arrives and yes there will be also higher ratings for television to let everyone else see what she can bring onto the ring some what come on now people . To find out exactly what to expect from Kong is who knows otherwize . You’re gonna see something that no one else can’t even dare to try themselves which is her amazing wrestlng skills and combining power and pure high energy of athleticism into the ring will definitely have people say oh my goodness did you see that , we have never seen anything like this at all on television for some reason she has done it infront of everyone here in the W.W.E. itself . Yup this is how Awesome Kong is so amazing when she ended up as a the TNA Knockout female Champion herself also this is what going to happen when she stepped onto the ring for the very first time in history right here in the W.W.E. Friday night’s Smack Down to focus onto much bigger things in which is mainly ” The W.W.E. Woman’s Championship title belt ” against either Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool of course will be an excellent choice to put her involvement as well . Come on now guys just think of it what would felt like when Awesome Kong herself entered her wrestling debut on next week’s Smack Down or perhaps maybe even Raw before the big live pay per view hits the airwaves ?

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