Ric Flair assaulted by 17th wife, still basically white trash (now with 100% more mugshot)

Flair Hogan

"Got any other tours planned, Big Man? I smell another divorce!"

The hits just keep on comin’ for lottery ticket-scratchin’, 80-year-old penis flashin’, ROH-duckin’, 30-years-his-junior chick fuckin’, whiter-trash-than-Kurt-Angle WWE Hall of Famer and TNA flea market mascot Ric Flair. According to Prowrestling.net, Flair was assaulted Sunday night by the woman I believe to be his fourth wife, Jacqueline Beems. Hey, what happened to that Tiffany chick he was running around with? She was way hotter than his two daughters combined. Anyway, no word on what started the fight, but rumor has it Flair elbow-dropped her slippers in retaliation. According to the report, Flair suffered minor injuries but refused any treatment. He’ll probably just show up at divorce proceedings with a bandage on his forehead, then rip off a neck brace and smash everything with a baseball bat. WOOOO! -Eric

Oh and his blushing bride is soooo bootifu.-Jeremy

Personal effects my ass.

2 Responses to “Ric Flair assaulted by 17th wife, still basically white trash (now with 100% more mugshot)”

  1. stuntgranny 2010-02-22 at 12:07 pm #

    The bright side on this is that it’s still early enough in the year that Flair can still get married again by the end of the year once the divorce is finalized.

  2. Awesome Dude 2010-02-22 at 5:38 pm #

    How the mighty has fallen. That’s the best chick Flair can get now? She look like the stripper who work the lunch shift at the strip club that give handjobs in the parking lot between smoke breaks.

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