This clip is fucking awesome in its sheer bad-assery. It’s been long known than Undertaker is a weird dude who loves motorcycles, tattoos, skinny blonde chicks, the poon of skinny blonde chicks, and getting tattoos of names of skinny blonde chicks. (But he hates cucumbers. Go figure.)
Now, with this clip, it is chiseled in stone that he is the baddest of all asses anywhere ever. He walked through fire, people! And he didn’t even get burned! Yeah, he ran a little, but if you don’t think Jesus scampered tip-toed across water like a pansy, you are a fool.
And if you have a clip of a more baller human feat than this, post it. Oh, but no scat, gay porn or whiffle ball bats to the nuts, please. -Jeremy & Eric