Who’s Deader Than Kanyon?

No one. From Dot Net:

Chris Kanyon (a/k/a Christopher Klucsaritis) was found dead of an apparent suicide on Friday night. Although details are still sketchy, it is believed that he was in New York at the time of his death. A longtime friend reports that a pill bottle and several notes were found close to the body.

Kanyon also worked as the Mortis character in WCW and also had a run with WWE starting with the Invasion angle. He made headlines after his WWE run concluded by going public with his homosexuality. He appeared on the Howard Stern radio show several times as a result of his admission. Although he retired from wresting at one point, he had returned to the ring again recently and worked a couple of matches this year.

I’m gonna go to hell when I die, I’m gonna go to hell… – Dusty

2 Responses to “Who’s Deader Than Kanyon?”

  1. Awesome Dude 2010-04-03 at 12:52 pm #

    If I believe in Hell, I would be joining you because as soon as I read the headline, I laughed my ass off.

  2. Fanatic 2010-04-03 at 2:59 pm #

    I laughed, but then I answered with Spicoli, Test, and Jake Roberts.

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