I... me... my... mine... myself...

I’m not going to quote the whole thing because it goes on for about 22 lifetimes. Here’s the link to it. Just like the Dixie Carter YouShoot, you should just try to get through as much as you can before giving up, because odds are very likely you will not make it through the end.

http://www.tnawrestling.com/news/item/2115-new-mick-foley-column-8/19

Mick Foley is a terrible, pathetic human being. I have never seen a more insufferable person with more of a misplaced sense of self worth in my entire life. He doesn’t realize he doesn’t even have a legacy to ruin anymore. He is and forever will be the Fat Lumberjack cutting crappy promos on a horrible wrestling show. He will forever be the fat joke rolling around on the ring during the Royal Rumble. That’s all he is. He is a total joke and I wish nothing but the utmost hardship for him for the rest of his life. – Dusty

EDIT: Thanks to Jeff Brown for doing the word count on this. (He didn’t count each individual word, for the record. He just put it into Microsoft Word and let them do it for him.) 4,442 words. At no point in Foley’s rambling, incoherent blog was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who read even a portion of it is now dumber for having done so. May God have mercy on his soul.