Hulk Hogan shows off back tattoo, scars in no-name Canada town

GEEEEYIKES, what the hell is that?? It looks like a little kid with scissors and crayons went nuts on a broken leather couch!

According to the MadMic23 blog (by way of Prowrestling.net; click both links to get the full stories), Hulk Hogan appeared in something called Brantford, Ontario this past Saturday to interfere in a six-man tag featuring his friends Virgil (Wrestling Superstar), the Nasty Boys and Fat Brutus Beefcake. Blah blah blah, Beefcake gets double-teamed by the Nasty Boys, blah blah blah, Hogan makes the save, tears off his shirt, and… OH MY GOD! Jesus Christ, cover that shit up! Almost 300 fans in Brantford were treated to a view of Hogan’s new tattoo, which faintly reads “IMMORTAL” in some awful garage-metal-band font across his shoulders, and two surgery scars flanked by a bunch of loose skin on his back. Don’t you just want to grab a handful?

In other news, this show also featured such legends as X-Pac, Tatanka, Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash (total bump count: 9, all from Sean Waltman). If you needed any more proof that Canada is about 16 years behind even Des Moines, Iowa, this show is it. -Eric

5 Responses to “Hulk Hogan shows off back tattoo, scars in no-name Canada town”

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    Kevin Wang May 17, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    The font that was used on the Huckster’s tattoo is called “Blade II,” since it was created for that movie. I’ve seen it used quite a bit lately on many applications, including a new Japanese restaurant about to open on my daily commute. Unoriginal.

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny May 18, 2011 at 8:40 am #

      Thanks, Kevin! It looked familiar but I couldn’t place it. -E

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    Adam May 17, 2011 at 10:53 pm #

    X-Pac’s match was great. The Steiner and Nash match was pretty cool too.
    And no, Brutus Beefcake was not fat. That guy is in pretty decent shape. Leaping Lanny Pofo on the other hand….. well….

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny May 18, 2011 at 8:42 am #

      Brother Bruti must have a huge head, then, because it looks a lot rounder than it used to.

      I’m sad to hear about the weight of Leaping Lanny Poffo
      He used to be the bastion of good health.
      But now the former Gen-ee-ous looks like he took a fork and knife
      And ate a former version of himself! -E

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    Fanatic May 18, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

    9 bumps…”Kid is money bro (burp) Kid can work (slams a shot)”

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