Christian turning retrospective starts the show. Orton gets a nice reception. Orton doesn’t care about his concussion and wants to take on Christian. Teddy Long tells Orton sit. Christian comes out. Christian tells him his concussion will be a good excuse for when Orton losses. It’s a real bummer to know Orton went in for concussion tests. These two are great in the ring. Sheamus comes out. Sheamus puts himself over. Christian shouldn’t call Sheamus Strawberry Shortcake. Cole goes off, Booker defends him.
Priceless & Barrett vs. Bryan, Zeke & Sin Cara. Seriously, a commercial? Hella too soon.
Wow, that was a weird pin. Bryan gets what looks like a botched victory. Stryker’s hairdo is ridiculous. I wonder wht Sheamus using yellow in the background color of his shirt. He’s going to look Jamaican. Sheamus puts himself over again.
Kozlov gets to put over Jinder Mahal. No one seems to care. Kozlov gets some offense. Khali chops Kozlov so that Mahal can get a cheap one.
Big Show talks to Josh Matthews who wonders why Big Show is on SD. Show heard Del Rio was going to be there. That promo was weird. Teddy Long helps smooth things over. Oh no, he tells Big Show he’s being sued for the attack on Rich Rod. Mark Henry gets to take on Show.
Big Show houses Mark Henry. So much for Smackdown’s heel count. Henry is officiallyt a joke. I get to FF. Stryker still looks like a douceh. The Shirt and tie combo are doing him no favors. Christian bitches. What women are coming to the ring? I was guessing another commercial. Booker talks about the vacuum left by Kharma. He’s right, they have had more TV time since then. Tamina Samoa Drops AJ for the victory. No wonder they waited to take the break.