Sweet mother of christ: Jay Lethal is just collecting a paycheck

Captain Fucktard to the rescue!

Thanks to Prowrestling.net posting a link to the All Wheels Wrestling Facebook page, I had the wonderful fortune to view this vision of Americana, this purple mountain majesty, this, this… this stupid fucking bullshit. OK, I don’t know the entire concept of this AWW thing, but let me take a stab at it: TNA producers saw a chance to make a little money creating a program for the Speed channel, the content of which would be aimed at racing fans, so they grabbed a few (*cough*minority*cough) quick-moving wrestlers, including former and recently released TNA stars, and made them the “team captains” who will lead more wrestlers in some sort of series for some sort of dime-store trophy.

And this is what they chose for Jay Lethal.

You know what? Good for him. He’s wrestling and he’s collecting a paycheck. (And I’ll just assume he’s not signing up for food stamps.) But man… I’m not lying when I say I had a 600-word blog entry worked up about how, if I had all the gold in Spain and a network timeslot to fill with a pro wrestling show, I would hire Jay Lethal on the spot. I guess I shouldn’t say that Lethal’s stock has gone down in my eyes, but I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to look at J.R. Montoya, the American Man O’ War, the same way ever again. -Eric

6 Responses to “Sweet mother of christ: Jay Lethal is just collecting a paycheck”

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    Ashley 2011-06-30 at 5:10 pm #

    HO-LEEE CRAP!!!!

    Seriously, I read the caption from Twitter and laughed…but then I came to the site and saw the picture…I might be fired after yelling this loudly at work.

    Thanks Stunt Granny!!!! I can use my unemployment checks to purchase DVDs that showed Lethal when he actually gave a damn.

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    Jeff Brown 2011-07-02 at 2:04 am #

    Ashley J. Williams?!!!?!!~~~!~!!!~!~!!!!!!!@@@!!~~~

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