Oh, she is intoxicating...

According to the Elvis Duran morning show (hey, I carpool with my fiancee), former Miss USA, “WWE Tough Enough” contestant and wrestling-fan spank-bank material Rima Fakih faces DUI charges after a weekend arrest in Detroit, Michigan. Here’s an actual news story:

Fakih initially tried to deny her arrest. At around 5 a.m. Sunday, she Tweeted: “Let’s clear things up now… I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih.”

And since hot girls never lie, her lawyer came along to corroborate oh no he didn’t:

The post has since been removed.

Her attorney, Doraid Elder, confirmed the arrest, but offered few details.

He said Fakih was driving her friend’s car because her friend was intoxicated. Elder said Fakih soon realized she was too intoxicated drunk to drive, and pulled over when police spotted her.

Elder said he did not know what her blood alcohol level was.

Time to spin the wheel and make the deal:

According to TV station WXYZ, Fakih blew a .20 on a breathalyzer. The legal limit in Michigan is .08.

Yeeeah! Get it, girl! A DUI, right? See, Stone Cold Steve Austin, she’s *perfect* for pro wrestling! -Eric