So Rock was using notes?

Posted on March 1, 2012 by stuntgranny

So did everyone else think John Cena was just being a dick Monday when he said Rock had notes on his wrist? Well it turns out he was being a dick but he wasn’t fibbing. Thanks to Gerweck.net they have two pictures posted with the evidence.

Not sure how to take this. On one hand he is rusty on the promo front so notes are not necessarily a bad thing. It will help keep him on point and the promo moving so he can get his feet under him again for the following weeks.

On the other hand he was too damn lazy to remember simple shit like Kung-Po Bitch? Really? If any half-assed line screamed improvisation it was that garbage. He took the time to write that trash on his wrist since it was such a killer line? Good lord that is terrible and embarrassing for him. What makes this story lean a little closer to the bad side is that this man is a professional actor now. He isn’t Marlon Brando so he needs to remember his bullet points and lines for Christ sake. Maybe they can send out Curt Hawkins next for him and they can write dialogue for The Rock on his face? -Jeremy

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Stunt Granny Lunch Conversation: Eric & Jeremy February 28, 2012

Posted on February 28, 2012 by stuntgranny

Eric: I have a thought: any chance we’ll see Miz vs. Orton at WM?
Jeremy: Well they both have nothing and you can’t add them to the GM debacle so yes. But how do you get that story going? What could possibly be the issue?
Eric: Simply Miz being angry that he’s being left off the card, that he’s an afterthought, and to get people to pay attention to him, he attacks Orton.
Jeremy: You mean this coming Friday? Makes sense due to the match they are having. I thought the exchange with Miz and Daniel Bryan was a tad awkward.
Eric: Yeah, Miz can attack Orton during or after the match.
Jeremy: Right, hence they save Orton or Daniel Bryan a loss or a clean loss. Then Orton gets pissed. Basic stuff but it gets them both on WrestleMania. This is another Orton/Punk Scenario though as the outcome is not in doubt.
Eric: Right.
Jeremy: It also keeps them out of the dreaded 10 min six man match for the GM position.
Eric: Yuck. I was wondering if they’d bump that up to an eight-man
Jeremy: They insist on using Swagger so probably
Eric: Add Otunga as the jobber for Ace. I was thinking Henry-Alberto-Christian-Otunga  vs. Santino-Kofi-Truth-Zack if they want to bring him back. That would be four “Smackdown” heels and four “Raw” babyfaces.
Jeremy: Zack will get Kane. Seems logical.
Eric: I hope not.
Jeremy: If Zack goes over though it is a good thing.
Eric: But if it’s not Kane vs. Zack, then Kane has no foreseeable role.
Jeremy: He doesn’t really anyway.
Eric: Unless he wrestles Big Show… which isn’t likely since they’re aiming for Show vs. Cody.
Eric: Showdy!
Jeremy: What a terrible tag team name. Big Rhodes is better.

(more…)

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Stunt Granny Audio- TNA Roster Game 2011

Posted on November 9, 2011 by stuntgranny

This isn't accurate but it isn't any better.

Nearly a year to the day Stunt Granny brings back everyone’s favorite show. Yes it is time for the TNA roster game. For the uninitiated the entire crew gets together and plays booker and the almighty. Who stays? Who goes? Why keep Shannon Moore for any reason? Who is considered an asset in the eyes of some and absolute garbage in the eyes of others? Why go through all of this? Why is Eric squirming for the last fifteen minutes? Why do the guys drag it out much longer than necessary? Well the answer is simple a retarded dog with no education is smarter than the decision makers in TNA. To prove this fact a bunch of assholes will all talk over each other to make jokes at Dixie Carter and her merry pack of goons’ expense. So join in the audio goodness.

Stunt Granny Audio Show- TNA Roster Game 2011

Past TNA Roster shows

TNA ROSTER GAME 2010

TNA ROSTER GAME 2099 Part 1

TNA ROSTER GAME 2009 Part 2

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Stunt Granny Audio #114

Posted on September 23, 2010 by stuntgranny

It’s time again Grandkids; time for some audio knowledge. Jeremy and Kevin continue pulling their weight and talk on things related to wrestling and beer. Yes, beer. Kevin gives his run down of the Great American Beerfest in Denver. Find out what beers he tasted and just how drunk he got and how fast. They finally get to wrestling and they talk about the ridiculousness of TNA’s decision making. They discuss Samoa Joe’s apparent determination to get back in shape.  They then turn to NXT and try to figure out if this show is bad on purpose or if this is just the way WWE feels women should be treated. They then turn it around to a conversation about women’s wrestling and the recent signing of Mickie James by TNA. There is, of course, more but you have to listen for it. 70 minutes!

Stunt Granny Audio #114

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The Art of Wrestling – Slick Ric

Posted on February 4, 2010 by stuntgranny

Ric Flair doesn't strut like this. Yes, I'm an architectural nerd.

TNA has finally started to produce some new shirts for their “new” talent. At the top of that list, especially in the Bucks County, PA court, name-wise is Ric Flair. His new shirt is titled “Stylin’ & Profilin’ “.

On the back of the shirt, TNA went non-creative. It just says “Stylin’ “, below that a smaller “And” and on the bottom “Profilin’ “. “Stylin’ ” & “And” are in a bland white text that only has a hint of purple (or possibly silver) in the upper right hand corner of the N. “Profilin’ ” has purple in the P, R, I & N. They shouldn’t have half assed the purple striping. If you’re going to include additional colors, there needs to be a pattern, a reason for it and it should be part of all of the words.

On the front of the shirt, we get some real entertainment. The main graphic is a male symbol. The only thing that could have made it worse was if the arrow symbol pointed down. The words “It Takes a Certain Flair…To Be…” are inside the circle of the male symbol. First off, there’s no reason to have “…” in between “Flair” & “To Be” other than to highlight your lack of knowledge of the English language. For some reason, they added a second circle inside of the male symbol which only helps to leave less room for the words “The Man” in the middle. The text, male symbol and the interior circle all are completely white which makes the highlights of purple on the rear of the shirt even more asinine.

TNA couldn’t have made a worse t-shirt. It’s awful. If someone buys this shirt, they should be held down and branded with an “S” for stupid on their ass. Don’t just take my word for the level of awfulness of this shirt either. Look at the reviews below the shirt but some of the highlights are: “r u serious?? i would think you would sell this kinda shirt at a flea market, not the tna website!! Booooooooooooooo!” and “Boooooooooooo….this would keep out of the arena, i wouldn’t want to get near it !!” These fans may not have a grasp of the English language like TNA, but at least I won’t have to brand them. - Kevin

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Roxxi Breaks Ankle; Sad Faces Abound

Posted on December 22, 2009 by stuntgranny

Roxxi came back as cute as ever.

This totally sucks. According to Jason Powell at Prowrestling.net via Dixie Carters twitter, my favorite TNA Knockout Roxxi broke her ankle. It is a rare thing when watching TNA that I actually feel like I am not being sodomized with a Texas Pete lubed chainsaw. Imagine my surprise when Roxxi showed up last week and then beat ODB. She was finally getting a push and all seemed right with TNA. Visions of Alyssa Flash versus Roxxi danced in my head and the knockout division actually mattered again.

Now it doesn’t and I hate TNA even more. Is it their fault she broke her ankle? Probably not but I blame them for everything else so this is yet another thing they have done wrong. How? I don’t know but whatever. I am sad. -Jeremy

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Bret Hart Back In WWE

Posted on December 16, 2009 by stuntgranny

Now I have been running a fever for three days and the left side of my head feels like a zit waiting to be popped so take this piece of news lightly. According to Prowrestling.net, Bret Hart has signed a tgalent contract with WWE. You know; the same Bret Hart that said he would never work for Vince McMahon again. Well, much like every other wrestler Bret Hart was full of shit and will be back on WWE TV in some sort of capacity.

No word yet as to what role he will play but it is safe to assume he’ll be the guest host the same night TNA makes their suicide move by airing the same night and time. Is that January 4th? Hell, I don’t know what day today is. Have I missed Christmas? I hope not.  Seeing the look in everyone’s eyes as they slowly realize I was not kidding when I told them I had no money to buy presents this year is too good to miss. -Jeremy

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Stunt Granny Audio WWE TLC Review

Posted on December 14, 2009 by stuntgranny

These chairs were the ones Eric, Jordan & Kevin used while watching TLC.

We didn’t get around to doing a preview for the Tender Loving Care pay per view but because of the many shocking developments (No, Michael Cole still sucking wasn’t shocking) of the show, Eric, Jordan & Kevin decided to do a fairly short wrap up of it. Did Shelton & Christian steal the show? Who sees something in Drew McIntyre? How many times can the guys say they want to pork Piggie James? Are the guys shocked by Sheamus becoming champion? Why did Teddy Long have to help the Undertaker win over a guy with a belly button tattoo and a tiny nose ring? Who didn’t listen to Kevin & Dusty’s podcast and ripped on Kofi’s ring gear? And finally, how predictable was the Main Event? Find out the answers to these questions and more if you click below!

Stunt Granny Audio WWE TLC Review

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Umaga is dead.

Posted on December 7, 2009 by stuntgranny


Over the weekend it was reported everywhere that Umaga died. There’s really nothing funny to say. I mean there is but we’ll let it sink in a few days and then bring the funny on it. Is that insensitive?  Not really sure. Waiting seems more practical than anything. Just sit back and think of some jokes instead of forcing something out that will inevitably lead to a potential issue with our loyal readers and our friends in the industry. Ok never mind; carry on. -Jeremy

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Lauren Mayhew is Gone. Who?

Posted on November 25, 2009 by stuntgranny

Yeah so I am stuck at work for another forty-five minutes or so I can’t watch my usual gangbang porn. Plus, I have read all my comics for the week. So,  I browsed the net and  came across this useless bit of knowledge. According to various sources but using Prowrestling.net as a link, Lauren Mayhew has been released from WWE. She says she left but we all know that no one leaves WWE. They fire your ass for sucking. Well, I guess not always I suppose. After all, Chavo Guerrero and Hornswaggle still have jobs.

Anyway, Lauren was supposed to replace Lillian Garcia once she departed but the girl never worked. She was stale on the mic and when that is your only job its never good. This makes her supposed reason for leaving funny. See, she says she is leaving to pursue acting and music. Whatever toots, if the brief glimpse we got of you over the past few months is any indication we’ll be seeing you sing while grinding your finely trimmed poon on Cinemax.

Ok, maybe that’s not so bad. -Jeremy

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