So about a million years ago, back in the early ’90s, I remember reading this Sports Illustrated column where the guy did a diary type piece tracking the several college football bowl games that were on in one day. And I thought it was funny, and well written, and a good concept, and so I decided to jack it for Stunt Granny on what is being hyped as the most important night in pro wrestling in god only knows how long. Speaking of long, that’s what this is. Here is my story:
7:00 p.m. I turn on Impact. Lord help me.
7:03 p.m. TNA has the worst announce team, maybe ever. And yes, I realize that David Crockett exists. The two idiots hype Bubba the Love Sponge as a new backstage interviewer. What an embarrassing name for a new viewer to hear.
7:05 p.m. Talking to fans about their opinions is always cringe-worthy. Bad idea. They’re most likely plants anyway, so what’s the point?
7:06 p.m. The Motor City Machine Guns come out to job in the red birdcage clusterfuck match.
7:07 p.m. Jay Lethal really, really sucks.
7:09 pm. Is that cage made of plastic? It seems awfully poorly constructed.
Me: Why are there so many people in this match?
Becky: Because zebra finches need to be in a large group.
7:11 p.m. Tazz: There’s so much going on – it’s hard to follow!
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