Delusional Hulk Hogan, celebrities have never looked like this

These are the abs CM Punk said Hulk Hogan never had.

These are the abs CM Punk said Hulk Hogan never had.

(Consider this a follow-up to Jeremy’s post.) The picture above is an ad for Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling, a link I found on And I clicked on it, because clicking on his ads helps him make money. Upon said click, I ended up at the new “wrestling league’s” website, and while it is a nice-looking site, I can’t imagine CCW being a nice-looking show. Fucking Willis from “Diff’rent Strokes” is on here! And of course that male cunt Screech from “Saved By the Bell” plans to cash in. How long before he throws a real punch and tries to beat somebody up?! The wait is killing me! You know exactly how this show is going to go, because we’ve seen it a million times on “Celebrity Fit Club.” The only difference is, judges Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Hart are pansies compared to that black guy on “Fit Club”; he’d whomp the shit out of Dustin Fuckhead Diamond in a heartbeat. Hogan would probably try to pal up with him, Jimmy Hart will likely act as the Paula Abdul of the show… and somewhere, Vince Russo will be jerking off dreaming of making Screech the TNA champion. “Well he’s trained, ain’t he? That’s entaTAYNment!”

In other news, I would beat Erin Murphy’s guts; Brian Knobs looks like a Pound Puppy; and this is the nicest thing they could think of to say about Willis:

Although best known for his role on Diff’rent Strokes, Todd Bridges has lived and worked amongst some of the most famous and influential people in Hollywood for more than 25 years. He has survived in a rapidly changing business.

What does that even mean? “Lives among”? Yeah, he sleeps in their backyards until they wake up in the morning. He panhandles on Rodeo Drive, but no one recognizes him without his midget friend. They should just build a gallows and hang these people as they’re kicked off the show. It would be for the best. No more scuzzy Trishelle, no more songs from Frank Stallone’s saddle. -Eric

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