Batista Injured, Will Miss Road Ass.

Yes Way Dave.

Yes Way Dave.


This comes straight out of the “This had to happen sooner or later” file,, is reporting that WWE Star Batista has a hamstring tear and will be out through WrestleMania next year. This comes as an absolute surprise since big Dave has avoided injury for nearly three months after constantly tearing his triceps. His absence will be felt big time by the countless pieces of ass he allegedly tears up on the road and behind the scenes. So the road is now safe ladies as Dave and his monstrous appetite for pussy will be shelved until at least June. So whip those battered beef smiles back in shape as the hunter will be on the prowl before you know it.  -Jeremy

One Response to “Batista Injured, Will Miss Road Ass.”

  1. Fanatic 2008-12-23 at 12:44 pm #

    I guess this means CM Punk is going to have to double up.

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