Sorry Fellas She’s Taken

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That’s right gang, according to Michael Johnson over at PWInsider.com, Traci Brooks is now an engaged woman. She and current TNA Superstar Frankie Kazarian are taking the plunge and we here at Stunt Granny could not be happier. Traci brooks is one of my favorite womens wrestlers on the planet and the reason is simple; look at those huge boobs. Seriously, they are magnificent and it makes me sad another man, yet again, will be all over them.

On a brighter note, at least Traci won’t give up as soon as she is married and get the “wifey” short style haircut a week after the honeymoon. It also means she won’t lose the implants since she has roped in some dope to pay the bills and buy her anything she wants. Well, maybe the second half may not pan out. They do work for TNA after all. Also, as a word to Mr. Kazrian; if your matches start getting longer but your push remains the same, that smell of penis on your woman’s nether region is not normal.

So let’s send out a hearty congratulation to the happy couple and hope for some break up nude shots in its wake. -Jeremy

2 Responses to “Sorry Fellas She’s Taken”

  1. Fanatic 2008-12-23 at 12:45 pm #

    Having to be subjected to Traci Brooks talking 24 hours a day…SUICIDE!

    • stuntgranny 2008-12-23 at 1:50 pm #

      There are plenty of others things to do with her mouth.

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