Ron Killings detained at Canadian border, can’t rap
Oh, that “can’t rap” part has nothing to do with this story. He’s just a poor excuse for a rapper. Anyway, according to Michael H.W. Johnson of PWInsider.com (by way of Prowrestling.net), Ron Killings was detained at the Canadian border for yet-to-be-disclosed reasons and won’t make the TV tapings tonight. I’m not going to speculate what those reasons were, because I don’t care. I’m just pissed that those rotten Canucks ripped me off from the chance to see Ron Killings wrestle. You sons of bitches! Now how will I get my “completely unnecessary spins/flips/dancin'” fix this week? Oh yeah, I’ll just give some meth to a stripper. -Eric
The Royal Mounted Police were afraid his rapping would be mistaken as a moose mating call, leading to stampedes all thorughout the streets. And that’s the TRUF!