Diva’s Battle Royal

Everbody's favorite girl next door is back to erase those images of Vickie out of your mind.

Everbody's favorite girl next door is back to erase those images of Vickie out of your mind.

To make up for Jeremy and the WWE giving us a completely unsightly and unneeded wake up call this morning, I’m going to make your day a little more Sunny (awful pun intended) by mentioning that four of everybody’s favorite Divas from the recent past were officially announced to be in the 25 Diva Battle Royal according to Prowrestling.net.  Tammy Sytch AKA Sunny, Torrie Wilson, Victoria and Molly Holly were all announced to be in the match.  If my math is correct, there are 19 divas in the WWE (not counting the company dartboard Lilian Garcia) so the addition of these four either leaves the WWE with 2 spots left or 1 depending upon whether Santino is going to be included as a “Diva”.  If you think I created this post just to see some skin for our mainly male audience, then you’re right because the WWE isn’t delivering it any more. – Kevin

I'm volunteering to be one of Victoria's sparring partners for her new career in MMA.

I'm volunteering to be one of Victoria's sparring partners for her new career in MMA.

Update: Evidently, another confirmation is Jackie Gayda-Haas according to Prowrestling.net.  The cheesecake factor went up so long as you appreciate being tossed around the bed room like a rag doll.  Sounds kind of fun and kinky to me. – Kevin

I wonder if Charlie dresses up in a gimp outfit for her in the bed room.

I wonder if Charlie dresses up in a gimp outfit for her in the bed room.

One Response to “Diva’s Battle Royal”

  1. IcePossum13 2009-04-02 at 9:39 am #

    Oh my goodness, Molly Holly might be my all-time favorite diva. None of my next-door neighbors growing up were like that. I was stuck with the elderly couple on one side and the snot-nosed brat who would climb onto the roof on the other.

    The prospect of seeing Jackie, Torrie, and Sunny don’t really excite me. While I am a solid Victoria fan, she departed too recently for her appearance to seem like a real treat. Hopefully she doesn’t have to wear the fat sumo suit, though.

    I hope if the fans still remember Molly that she gets a much better sendoff than she did when she left.

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