Argh! I'm gonna show you what fitness and conditioning is all about!

…. was apparently Tommy Dreamer.

Now, what would be worse: If Dixie Carter was completely incompetent and simply thought that this was the kind of move necessary to bring TNA to the next level, or if Dixie Carter was a total Kaiser Soze conman and lied about having a significant surprise in order to get more people to purchase a PPV that she knew full well would not offer value for the dollar.

The only problem with the situation, if number two is true, is that TNA has already conditioned everyone to not take anything they say seriously, so people met the announcement with a bemused yawn in the first place and wouldn’t think about spending their hard earned money on a shitty PPV. This company is funnier than Richard Pryor. – Dusty