It’s not the shitty booking. It’s not the pushing of 900 year old wrestlers who should be signing autographs for Bubba Ho Tep at the retirement home. It’s not the fact that they don’t charge people to come to their TVs, yet expect people to buy their PPVs. According to Dixie Carter, it’s the fact that their wrestlers need to tighten up their work. According to my super secret inside source, she sent all of her wrestlers an instructional video to teach them exactly how to tighten up. Here it is.

TIGHTEN UP NOW!