This is the first Matt Hardy Youtube video I’ve actually made it all the way through, mainly because it was only like 50 seconds. I admit it did take me two tries to get all the way through it. So many things to say, where do I start?

First of all, grapes are the most disgusting food known to man. They are disembodied fingertips drained out and filled with water. Anyone who eats grapes is immediately questionable.

Second of all, he is eating them in the most disgusting way possible. Fucking close your fucking mouth when you chew and stop making smacking noises. Otherwise you just fucking line up at the trough like the rest of the pigs.

And finally, “things are about to get interesting”? Even he apparently admits he hasn’t been the least bit interesting in a long time. The problem here is that eating a disgusting food disgustingly and saying nonsense isn’t interesting either.

Until Matt Hardy stops using drugs, gets in decent wrestling shape, and stops acting like an intellectual philosphy major and admits he’s just white trash from a broken home, he deserves nothing but scorn and ridicule and death wishes. – Dusty