Eddie Guerrero’s daughter signs WWE deal, Hulk Hogan to cry on TV again

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Eh, she'll do in a pinch.

According to Prowrestling.net, Shaul Guerrero, daughter of Eddie and Vickie Guerrero, has signed a developmental deal with WWE. I remember seeing their daughters a couple of times on TV around 2005 and thinking, “Yikes! Was I that awkward-looking as an adolescent? There’s a family I wouldn’t want to marry into.” Now, it’s like the ugly duckling has turned into a boring swan that’s about a 4 out of 10. Does WWE feel so guilty about Eddie’s death that they insist on giving his family money every year? Or are they such assholes that they think, “Oh, we’ll give you money, Slimer, but you and your mediocre-looking daughters are gonna work for it, now get out there and yell ‘Excuse me!'”? Maybe other daughter Sherilyn can play a Feo Betty character next. No offense, of course.

Also according to Prowrestling.net, Hulk Hogan will be featured in an A&E special, “Finding Hulk Hogan,” to air on Nov. 17. I found him: He was backstage in the TNA iMPACT! Zone, looking for change on the floor, recharging his spine tingler and texting Nick to ask him to bring home a college skank for daddy, too. Naturally I’ll be watching this, but isn’t it sad that fat schlubby superfan Chris Sader comes off looking better in his documentary than Sader’s idol Hogan will in his?

"La la la la, I can't hear you."

One Response to “Eddie Guerrero’s daughter signs WWE deal, Hulk Hogan to cry on TV again”

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    abby November 24, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    i dont think that is very fair i mean eddies daughter wanted to a be a pro wrestler. dont speak about the guerrero family like that .

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