It’s a veritable plethora of Twitter madness that has been unleashed lately on the not-really-news-circuit. Let’s cover a couple of these instances, shall we. We shall.

First of all, Eric Bischoff has been mixing a strange concoction that is one part vodka and two parts epic fail, which doesn’t go well on airplane rides:

“Seriously…I get why most people think wresting fans are morons. The dumbest 10% make 90% of the noise and create the perception. Congrats to the challenged few that keep the image alive! While you may never amount to much, at least you have a village. Wade Keller can be the mayor of the Village of Idiots, and when Dave Sherer finds his penis under 50 pounds of fat he can be Barney Fife! FYI: I have enough money, enough success OUTSIDE OF WRESTLING that I dont give 2 sh*ts if I offend ‘wrestling fans.’ Im not bickering, I am on a plane with nothing else to do but entertain myself with this tripe.”

It’s interesting to me that someone who works in the wrestling business would so fervently attack wrestling fans like Bischoff always does, but then again, I’m just a dumb wrestling fan!!! In other news, Gregory Helms also knows how to operate a computer. Here’s Meltzer’s round-up of that mess:

–Shane Helms’ latest on twitter:

“The HOF is great but I take more pride & comfort in the fact that I’ve never “screwjobbed” ANYONE in life or the biz! $$$ isn’t everything.”

Chris Jericho tweeted saying this:

“Shawn Michaels was my favorite opponent & is the greatest performer of all time.”

Helms also replied to Jericho saying:

“BS! Flair did more & got more people over.”

He then continued his rant with these tweets:

“If u got something to say, say it public. Enough ass-kissing. He wasn’t the greatest when he was cussing u out in catering.”

“Flair got over people that absolutely SUCKED!! Shawn hadn’t gotten over anyone but himself in the last decade !! ”

“I’m sorry being honest comes off bad on Twitter, I’m not hating, I’m stating FACTS!! Facts that I would swear by on my life.”

“And wearing a cross doesn’t make u right. Hitler wore one too! Don’t be FOOLED by a TV persona!! I’m always honest. NO ONE can accuse me.”

“If the truth hurts and makes u think differently of me, ur entitled to that. No apologies necessary on either side, we’re all just people.”

“But ignorance is bliss and I’m not gonna lie to my fans just to sell T-shirts. Wrestling talent is not what I was talking about!!!”

“If being a good “sports entertainer” means more to you than being a decent person, then hate on! I’d rather have friends and family.”

Remember the time Flair jobbed to Rico on Raw? Remember all the wonders that very, very meaningful job did for Rico’s career? Meanwhile, the 2000s Shawn Michaels is the finest professional wrestler who ever lived, and his lows (such as the DX nonsense) are at least comparable to Flair’s cartoonish lows. (Mental hospital skits, anyone?) Forgotten in all of this is that Gregory Helms is a waste of human tissue. – Dusty