1. Ken Anderson – Dipshit goes out of his way to prove that WWE and especially Triple H, has him nailed. He has become nothing and has done nothing since being let go by WWE yet he bitches about his former employer. Maybe, just maybe if he had listened to the criticism instead of blowing them off he’d be a big deal in front of tens of thousands per week instead of two hundred.  This also applies to Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy and whoever else signs with TNA after WWE dumps them.

2. Gail Kim vs. Alicia Fox – These women put on a very good (not great) match on Superstars. I’m not going to claim they’re pushing the women again but it was nice to see.

3. Shawn Michaels – The newest WWE Hall of Famer proved his charisma and connection with the crowd on Monday Night Raw by showing up, saying nothing, landing one superkick and still soaking in a huge reaction from the crowd. It would take 20 DH Smiths and 30 Ted DiBiases to equal one Heartbreak Kid.

4. Monday Night Raw – The latest edition of WWE’s flagship product was their most awkward and ill-conceived in quite some time. CM Punk standing on the TitanTron; Flying in Shawn Michaels for no reason but John Cena phoning in another shitty promo; R-Truth losing yet again to Alberto Delrio but buy count out so he got protected?; CM Punk awkwardly taking reins of Nexus; this show was hard to watch.

5. Ernest Shell  – It’s hard to give the already schysty independent wrestling promoter a bad name, but this guy managed to do it by stiffing his wrestlers *and* be carted out of the building by police. When I put on my one and only poorly attended wrestling show, I at least paid the guys and gave them some food; I didn’t have women wrestlers threatening to kick my ass, too.

6. Hoarders – TNA didn’t have enough Hardy when they hired Jeff Hardy, who allegedly hoards drugs, so they also hired his brother Matt Hardy, who allegedly hoards Twinkies. TNA is definitely hoarding ex-WWE superstars. Immortal was trying to hoard title belts but TNA did something right this week (Trademark to Jeremy) and got it off Jeff Hardy to Ken Anderson, who allegedly hoards injuries.

7. Gabriel & Slater to Smackdown – SD needed some more talent so adding Barrett and this duo will do them a lot of good. It should also allow people like Dolph Ziggler the chance to move up to the main event level while keeping the mid-card intact.

8. Kevin Nash – Like five minutes after announcing his retirement, it was announced that Nash will be returning to TNA at a 20 percent pay cut. Nash continues to be one of the smartest people in wrestling, and I’m sure once TNA goes out of business, McMahon will take him back again as well.

9. Samoa Joe – According to Meltzer, Joe accidentally stabbed himself at his home by sitting on a pocket knife, but was able to use superglue to get the wound closed. So now Joe is exactly Sabu, minus all the stuff that made Sabu awesome.

10. New Best Match Ever – It’s this:

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