"Ooh, spaghetti?"

According to Prowrestling.net, Mick Foley as a television character is done with TNA Impact Wrestling (who the fuck knows what to call them anymore). The post says Foley’s deal ends in September, which sources tell me allows Foley to return to TV tapings to partake in catering. That is if Matt Hardy hasn’t obliterated the buffet table yet. Foley later Tweeted that his passion for changing aspects of TNA (history shows that this makes Foley the first and only person to have a passion about TNA) may have been misconstrued as pushy and… wait, someone confused something Foley said for being shameless and selfish??

“I pushed hard for changes I felt would benefit Impact Wrestling,” Foley wrote on Twitter. “I can understand how some would interpret that as difficult to work with.”

It’s not that Foley was difficult to work with, it’s that he was difficult to understand, suggesting headline angles with a mouthful of Burger King fries. -Eric