I want your wallet, your keys and ho-hos.

Have you been wondering what former TNA and WWE wrestler Tyson Tomko has been up to lately?  No, well you would not be alone but for those who have been it appears your boy as been up to no good. Tomko was arrested on a felony robbery charge in St Augustine, FL according to this report from Prowrestling,net. I would have posted the mug shot but it is tiny but you can find it here by scrolling down a bit.

According to felonyguide.com, yes this is a real site, this is the definition they provide.

While the exact definition of felony differs from state to state, robbery generally involves the taking of another person’s property by force, fear, or intimidation, with the intent to permanently deprive that person of the property. Robbery differs from theft in that robbery always involves some use of force, or threat of force. Therefore, robbery is always considered to be a violent crime, as well as a more serious crime than theft. As a result, while theft can result in misdemeanor or theft charges, robbery usually results in a felony charge.

So basically a big scary looking man like Tomko jacked someone for their lunch money. The lunch money came at the expense of him roughing up the victim. But really are there any real victims left in the world? I bet somebody was flaunting their status and Tomko decided he wanted what was theirs and staged a sit in. Then he realized that silent protest never works and he understood to commit real change violence would be necessary. So congrats Tomko! #occupystaugustine -Jeremy