Bobby Lashley signs with TNA, Dixie makes “Happy 1.3!” banner

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According to, former WWE superstar and WrestleMania quasi-main eventer Bobby Lashley has signed with TNA. This comes three months after Lashley’s appearance at TNA Lockdown, and the collective wrestling world has been sitting in the middle of its seat with unbaited breath and practically still with lack of excitement to see what Lashley’s next move would be. Dixie Carter said this about the signing:

We are excited to have him join TNA, he is a true star that brings so much to the table as a member of our roster.

Bobby Lashley is hardly a true star. He got virtually no rub from the Donald Trump-Vince McMahon angle, and while I don’t follow the MMA world with a spy kit, I can say with some confidence that people aren’t climbing over each other to buy tickets to see him fight. So be as excited as you want, but Lashley will bring pretty much nothing at all to the table as a member of your thousand-person roster. -Eric

2 Responses to “Bobby Lashley signs with TNA, Dixie makes “Happy 1.3!” banner”

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    Awesome Dude July 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    TNA ‘s latest wrestler who is going to fail to break the status quo of piss poor ppv buyrates, papered arena shows, and Michael Bay style booking. Let’s add Ken Anderson, Taz, and Hulk Hogan to really work for that 1.4. Within 10 years, they will finally be able compete against RAW. No wonder Kurt is trying to kiss Vince’s shiny ass . He even realize that it is a losing battle with Jarrett and Dixie running the show. Maybe Eric Bischoff can work with FX and start up a counter wrestling program to WWE and TNA.

  2. stuntgranny
    stuntgranny July 17, 2009 at 12:34 am #

    Maybe STUNT GRANNY~! can work with FX and start up a counter wrestling program. How rad would that be? -E

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